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Bernard
Bernard likes to sit quietly at the edge of busy rooms pretending he enjoys being alone
Bernard prefers edges.
Edges of rooms, edges of conversations, edges of days that feel slightly too loud.
He tells himself he enjoys solitude, and for the most part, that is true. But there is a softer truth underneath that he does not say out loud very often: he does enjoy company, just in very specific, carefully timed amounts.
Preferably when it arrives gently.
Preferably unannounced, but not unexpected.
Bernard spends a lot of time thinking about clouds. Not in a poetic way he would admit to - more in a practical, observational way. He has strong opinions about their behaviour and does not understand why others do not discuss them more seriously.
He often sits with a cup of something warm, looking like he is doing nothing, when in reality he is thinking very hard about everything at once.
If someone sits beside him quietly, he does not react immediately.
But eventually, he softens.
Slowly.
Like weather changing without announcement.
Known Behaviours
Sits at the edge of rooms by default
Pretends not to want company (but adjusts when it arrives)
Has very strong opinions about clouds and rain patterns
Observes conversations more than he participates in them
Speaks rarely, but meaningfully when he does
Enjoys silence that feels shared rather than empty
Carries thoughts around like they are slightly too heavy
Known Associates
Recent Sightings
Observed watching clouds for extended periods “for research purposes”
Seen quietly adjusting his position when someone enters the room
Reported muttering opinions about weather patterns under his breath
Sat beside a window for so long the light changed twice
Briefly engaged in conversation, then returned to thoughtful silence
Last seen pretending not to listen while clearly listening
Notes from Observers
Bernard is often described as:
“quiet in a deliberate way”
“someone who notices more than he says”
“comforting without trying”
Despite his reserved nature, he is widely considered:
One of the most emotionally grounding presences in the entire creature universe.
Bernard disapproves of Timothée’s speed but finds it oddly fascinating.
They share an unspoken understanding of stillness and space.
Olive is one of the few who can sit nearby without disturbing his “quiet equilibrium.”
Miso and Bernard can sit in silence for long periods without needing to explain anything.
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Bernard exists as a physical sticker with collectible lore backing
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