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Miso
Miso insists on supervising every sunset from the window, just in case something interesting happens outside
Miso lives her life with the firm belief that nothing important should ever happen without her watching it.
Every evening, as the sky begins to change colour, she positions herself at the window like it is her official duty. She does not move much. She does not blink often. She simply observes — with the focused intensity of someone who suspects the world might be slightly unreliable when unsupervised.
She pretends to be mysterious.
She is, in fact, extremely invested.
Birds are of particular interest to her. Not in a casual way, but in a deeply analytical, almost strategic way. She watches them as though she is trying to decode their intentions.
Occasionally, she appears emotionally distant.
This is misleading.
The moment someone sits beside her quietly, she immediately becomes soft, warm, and loudly purring, as if she was never intimidating at all and definitely not planning anything suspicious five seconds ago.
Miso’s internal world is rich, dramatic, and slightly judgemental - but she prefers to keep most of it behind glass.
Known Behaviours
Supervises sunsets like it’s a mandatory job
Watches birds with extreme suspicion and interest
Pretends not to care, cares deeply anyway
Suddenly becomes affectionate when someone sits nearby quietly
Stares at things for long periods without explanation
Reacts strongly to minor environmental changes
Occasionally “judges” passersby through the window
Known Associates
Recent Sightings
Observed staring at a sunset “like she is checking it for errors”
Refused to move from a windowsill for 3 hours
Briefly tracked a bird across an entire garden without blinking
Purring detected after someone said her name softly
Seen judging rain as if it personally offended her
Last recorded position: window. Still there. Probably still supervising.
Notes from Observers
Miso is often described as:
“calm but clearly thinking something”
“emotionally unreadable until she suddenly isn’t”
“a tiny supervisor with strong opinions”
Despite her quiet nature, she is widely considered:
One of the most emotionally expressive creatures in the entire Wiggly Lines universe (just very selectively).
Winston tries to get her to chase things. She refuses, unless it is emotionally necessary.
Bernard appreciates her silence. Miso appreciates his stillness.
Olive is one of the few who can sit with Miso without disrupting her “sunset supervision protocol”
Miso watches Timothée pass by with the same expression she gives birds: mild concern, deep curiosity.
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